Well, I tell dumb jokes that no one EVER laughes at but me.... BUT I heard this on tv tonight and I will share it because I laughed HARD... I hope you do too, and its not just me laughing at another dumb persons (like me)joke. If girls with big boobs work at Hooters then where do girls with one leg work? IHOP. HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

Family guy joke: The guys are kicking back at the bar when Quagmer proudly pronounced, 'If ya'll think I've dated a lot of chicks then you should meet my dad! He's has more pies than Kristy Alley!" 

Did ya hear McDonalds has just released a new summer speciality item! It's a dill pickle wrapped in bread and then deep fried! They're calling it the Mc Dill Dough. 

They're calling it the Mc Dill Dough. That reminds me: I sure wish they would bring back the GONG SHOW!!!! 

Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? Because the SUN was out - ahahahahaha....ok, maybe not my best. 

That was was good! 

One of my favorite jokes from childhood was: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. (Yeah, totally retarded, but I still love that joke. LOL) 

Wanna hear a dirty joke..... A white pig fell in a mud puddle! 

That's my fav childhood joke squirecakes 

squirecakes LMFAO! Squirecakes! 

two brothers were always in trouble, one day their mom had enough and went to the church and asked the preacher to speak with the boys. the oldest one went in first and the preacher asked "where is god"? "I don't know" said the boy again the preacher asked in a louder voice "where is god"? "I DON'T KNOW" the boy replied finally the preacher stood up and slammed his hands on the desk and yelled "WHERE IS GOD"? the boy was so scared he jumoed up and ran all the way home, crying. When he got home his younger brother asked what happened and he replied "God is missing and they think we took him" 

It was stapled to the dead monkey. "God is missing and they think we took him" bawhahahahahaha 

JackintheBox has a new burger out .Is sold in the high country of Central Asia.Called the YAK_JACK.. 

[Yaks are Asian cattle] 

If athletes get 'athlete's foot then astronauts get 'mistletoe' ..arrrr ara arar 

Dad takes his son on his Saturday errands. While in the drugstore, son asks; "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The Dad replies,"Those are for high-school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack!" With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the Dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March".... 

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f*&^ing blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. 

ahahahahahahaha SquirrelC 

ahahahahahahaha SquirrelC My mother sent me that with the subject line, "Ain't that the truth?" LOL! 

My husband always gets me stuff now that he is finally HOME more ...I can't complain anymore lol. 

If it weren't so late, I would call my Dad and have him tell me one. He always has the BEST. 

Bump 

Oh my....I'm afraid to laugh. 

Oh my....I'm afraid to laugh.

Just do a small laugh, sorta like hehe.. 

lol 

And Trash wanna know what's funnier than that... I'm going to take your rude advice and "leave, go home and head north!" Soon I will be back in beautiful Sonoma County, hanging out at the Russian River drinkin' some wine and smokin' some homegrown! Meanwhile, you'll be suffering in 125 degree desert heat! And I'm going to think of you!!!!! Cheers baby! ;0) 

What's funnier than that? If ya add me as an FB friend I'll send ya pics all summer long! 

Joke is on you bud lol....