Of course it isn't me - get serious. Or Dueces even though she is a bomb lady, crazy too but whatever.
A different lady and let me stress "Lady" who has 2 of her own that are....6th grade I believe and 3rd - boy and girl. She is a NEWLY RETIRED BOMB U.S. MARINE...who is looking to help Marine Families who need a babysitting source - PM me and I will see if you are someone I can recommend to her.
She is VERY in shape to chase after toddlers as well as being soft enough to swoon over your baby.
I highly recommend her.
PM if interested.
P.S. NO THIS ISN'T A BUSINESS AD!!! This is a 29PUG recommendation of a Marine VET for the Marine Corps Birthday Celebrations....to keep your kid safe while you celebrate in style!