I'd crawl over 2 miles of broken glass just to see the truck that delivered the Klondike Bars to the store.... 

Eyed Keel for 1............

 

I've never bought or eaten a Klondike bar. 

I've never bought or eaten a Klondike bar
like a dove bar,no not the soap..lol 

Never bought or ate a Dove Bar either; ice cream or soap lol. 

Never bought or ate a Dove Bar either; ice cream or soap

you really need to get out more..lol 

I prefer the Mint Chocolate It's It ice cream sandwich
It's It Ice Cream Sandwich 

I prefer the Mint Chocolate It's It ice cream sandwich

I asked what you'd do for a Klondike Bar, NOT which bar you preferred...If you aren't intelligent enough to stay on subject, keep the hell off.... 

I still prefer the Mint Chocolate It's It ice cream sandwich. 

I wouldn't $hit on 2 bricks for a Klondike Bar. 

not a damn thing 

I really don't like Klondike bars very much. So nothing. :) 

Eyed Keel for 1............
Achmed I have been hunting you down YOU ARE finished you bag of fleabitten hairless mangy boney pile of dead wood scraps you!!