OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing..'

The doctor was shocked!

'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied,

'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.' 

OLD PEOPLE JOKES!!! REALLY!!!!!!

Someday KelJoy, someday you'll be part of that group and feel the pain everytime you read something like this.... 

Someday KelJoy, someday you'll be part of that group and feel the pain everytime you read something like this....

Some people are just wayyyy to sensative...GET OVER IT TEARFUL TOM!!!! 

Someday KelJoy, someday you'll be part of that group

from what i've gathered. it's not that far.... LOLs :-) I still like you KelJoy. :-P 

from what i've gathered. it's not that far....

OH OUCH ON KELJOY!!!! 

i'm actually looking forward to it. 

Speaking of not nice people on the 29PUG...sheesh.

Someday KelJoy, someday you'll be part of that group

from what i've gathered. it's not that far.... LOLs :-) I still like you KelJoy. :-P

Wait...what!!! WTHeck!!! 

Kel, its better to have them talk about you, then ignore you...At least you know your being thought about...LOL 

I already know they all think I'm old.

*brushes off shoulders* 

Kel knows I'm just picking her nose for her. 

Kel knows I'm just picking her nose for her.


Well just don't go pickin her seat!!!!